The Men’s Rights Movement, summed up in a dialogue.
MRA: Mommy, mommy, I want that ball
MOM: You already have a ball dear, a nice blue one
MRA: I want that ball!
MOM: That’s your sister’s ball
MRA: I want it!
MOM: But you already have your own
MRA: But she has that red one. It’s not fair!
MOM: But we already bought you a ball. And a bike. And a computer. And a dog, an air rifle, a bag of nachos, the entire boxset of The Wire, a branch of KFC, a Range Rover, a Faberge Egg, the keys to the city of Bristol, a steam train, and Brazil…
MRA: but I want her ball!
MOM: Now come on, be fair
MRA: I’ll stab her, the ball stealing slut