Selfish Generalisation

OH MY GOD HOW DARE YOU! YOUR SELFISH AND FLAGRANT USE OF A PUBLIC THOROUGHFARE YOU PAY FOR WITH YOUR COUNCIL TAX HAS INCONVENIENCED ME! MY JOURNEY WILL NO BE APPROXIMATELY 28 SECONDS LONGER! YOU SHOULD BE BANNED! OR AT LEAST INCONVENIENCED BY SOME KIND OF ARBITRARY THING I JUST MADE UP IN MY HEAD! I WOULD BE HAPPY IF YOU DIED! WAA WAA!

– Every Motorist Ever

OH MY GOD I JUST MADE A SWEEPING GENERALISATION!

*implodes*

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